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Woods
Aug 14, 2007 17:19:28 GMT -5
Post by drakenmeister on Aug 14, 2007 17:19:28 GMT -5
To get to town, we need Mr. Doom to run faster. Release the cat. Charge!!!
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Fallsaa Doom
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Woods
Aug 15, 2007 4:41:52 GMT -5
Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 15, 2007 4:41:52 GMT -5
The sun was high in the sky and hot..The people in the small town were going about there every day lives. They were good people,honest people,real down to earth people...but their eyes were full of fear!..but hope was about to drift into their little hamlett. like the stench of a rotting mutilated body ladden battle field.after stewing for five days,in the middle of the sixth lunar cycle of the year..Just as the townsfolk were breaking for their mid day meal.Thru the heavily fortified town gate.entered the most heroic and couragous band of adventures their eyes had ever beheld..They ran to greet them with cheers and excited hand shakes of welcome! But were stopped dead in their tracks.but a mear fifty paces before the elustrious warriors.. for there truly was a stench blowing thru their little town..they began to yell,and scream.. to the stream with you.we will not let you in until you bathe,, what be that horrid smell!!!! Doom suddenly noticed all of his fellow adventure's eyes had fallen upon him....
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Woods
Aug 15, 2007 10:00:04 GMT -5
Post by windian on Aug 15, 2007 10:00:04 GMT -5
Wearily the warriors marched back toward the stream to wash the smell off of Doom, and the smell of Doom off of them. As I set my pack down by the stream I grabbed a sliver of the soap made from a recipe my ancesters had passed down to me. Fallsaa, here catch, this should help, and it works well on metal too.. Wait..... What's that.. Look Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its those blasted Oak Hearts, Watch Out, those boulders they throw hurt!!!!!
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Woods
Aug 15, 2007 10:59:35 GMT -5
Post by drakenmeister on Aug 15, 2007 10:59:35 GMT -5
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, away from the smelly Mr. Doom, Der Drakenmeister is in the tavern. He buys supplies and boozes for the journey ahead. He goes to the backroom with a lady and "rest."
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Woods
Aug 15, 2007 14:15:52 GMT -5
Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Aug 15, 2007 14:15:52 GMT -5
Dragon your one big drunk!!!! lol I've cleaned up and as always just blending into the background... Sitting and watching for trouble, the rock throwers have no chance to evade the rain of spears, too big, too slow, TOO DEAD....I yell down to the half naked doom "See what your stench brought forth... Never wait that long to remove a stench again!!!" "Hey I bet ale would taste good about now, Let's indulge!!!!"
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Woods
Aug 15, 2007 15:43:21 GMT -5
Post by drakenmeister on Aug 15, 2007 15:43:21 GMT -5
Ahhggg! My head, it hurts. Push my blankets away. Oh crap, where is my clothes and equipment. The girls I spend last night stole it and leave me nothing, not even a small piece of cloth to cover myself. Open the windows and rip some grass and made a grass skirt as I search for my missing things. Ouch! I stepped on a sharp rock. I could use some help!
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Fallsaa Doom
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 12:07:40 GMT -5
Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 16, 2007 12:07:40 GMT -5
the early morning lite .beams thru the defensivly slotted windows.the adventurers awaken abruptly to the sounds of doom stomping around,and cursing dramaticly. their heads pounding.not with the adrienalin of battle fever,but a night of massive consumption of liquid spirits..toasts,and back slapping.. suddenly the confussion is multiplied by a naked,grass wearing Drakenmeister running into the room.Screamming "those on good very *friendly* persons robbied me,took everything!!" His headlong dash into the room. shared by the other adventures is brought to a suddede halting crash into the extremely muscled,and bulked up form of Fallsaa Doom.. to which Draken exclaims..DAMM DOOM, i thought you were going to bath yesterday!!!!! where are you going?? Back to the stream, im getting tired of bathes, apparently Windian still can't hold her drink any better than the last time we traveled together#@&^*(%()*&%+)#$@^$##@&^%!!!!!! what do i look like a barf bucket. couldn't you make it to a window...#$@^$*(&^%)*$@%^&!!!!
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 16:19:35 GMT -5
Post by drakenmeister on Aug 16, 2007 16:19:35 GMT -5
Sits down on one of the empty beds, and looks at his foot. There is a big gash on the right sole and is still bleeding. d**n rock, d**n thief! We need to search for a town girl about 5ft tall, with long blond hair. I think her name is Abby, but I was too drunk to be sure.
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 17:38:37 GMT -5
Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 16, 2007 17:38:37 GMT -5
Azuni walks in
"Good morn everyone. I was up early so I went and bought us some extra supplies. By the way this is Abby, I met her in the General Store."
*Azuni intoduces Abby to everyone.
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 17:41:45 GMT -5
Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Aug 16, 2007 17:41:45 GMT -5
I'm leaving before the nuts hits the fan!!!! I'll be out scouting the area. I'll rejoin you all when your ready to leave town.
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 17:43:19 GMT -5
Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 16, 2007 17:43:19 GMT -5
"What are you talking about Skyline, well nevermind she is gone now."
"So whats going on guys, well, and gals."
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 18:32:14 GMT -5
Post by drakenmeister on Aug 16, 2007 18:32:14 GMT -5
Stands up, with most of my body weigh on the left foot, "Where did you hide my clothes and equipment, you bloody thief! I am have now are these d**n grass covering me. Is this some sick joke?"
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Fallsaa Doom
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WHAT??? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER..
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 18:34:01 GMT -5
Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 16, 2007 18:34:01 GMT -5
as Doom heads out the door for the stream. he says to Azuni.. better check your pockets! Azuni gives Doom a questioning look. Doom just says"ask Draken." i'll be back after a wash.. someone throw some water on windian over there.. "MAN I NEED A MUG OF HUFFA BEAN BREW"and some eggs and bread. see you all down stairs in a few..
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 18:41:50 GMT -5
Post by drakenmeister on Aug 16, 2007 18:41:50 GMT -5
I sit Abby down intregating her for my stolen clothes and equipment. She didn't take me seriously since I only have a grass skirt on. I need someone big or scary to scare her to give up my stuff. It is cold!
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Woods
Aug 16, 2007 18:48:15 GMT -5
Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 16, 2007 18:48:15 GMT -5
"If it is force you require Drake, it is force you get."
Azuni pulls out his Fiery Axe and waves it in front of Abby, "Please tell my friend where you hid his stuff, and whre my frekeing gold went."
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