Post by idaclare on Dec 28, 2007 12:56:47 GMT -5
here are my new years resolutions:
1. i resolve to get my (offline) work done, also.
2. i resolve to stop saying LOL when someone says something
funny.
3. i resolve to work with a neglected child...my own.
If you are throwing a New Year's Eve party, I have some useful tips to make it a success, and make it feel like you are partying in TIMES SQUARE!
1. at my parties, i make sure everyone is groped, fondled and pickpocketed, to make it a times square-like atmosphere.
2. our party hats look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones.
3. we start our midnight countdown at 10,000.
i had to play some pranks at Christmas this year. i gave my neice a gift of batteries, and it read "toys not included". i must be getting old, santa claus is beginning to look hot. the one thing a woman doesn't want to find in her stocking at Christmas is her husband.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least...
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas, and that 2008 brings you good health, prosperity, and love.
1. i resolve to get my (offline) work done, also.
2. i resolve to stop saying LOL when someone says something
funny.
3. i resolve to work with a neglected child...my own.
If you are throwing a New Year's Eve party, I have some useful tips to make it a success, and make it feel like you are partying in TIMES SQUARE!
1. at my parties, i make sure everyone is groped, fondled and pickpocketed, to make it a times square-like atmosphere.
2. our party hats look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones.
3. we start our midnight countdown at 10,000.
i had to play some pranks at Christmas this year. i gave my neice a gift of batteries, and it read "toys not included". i must be getting old, santa claus is beginning to look hot. the one thing a woman doesn't want to find in her stocking at Christmas is her husband.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least...
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas, and that 2008 brings you good health, prosperity, and love.