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[Miss Misery Skyline]

ok, two kings wanted to send a message to each other buit between the 2 castles was this swamp. The kings tried to send their best knights but upon entering the swamp a huge hand with yellow fingers would rise from the swamp and kill the knights every time..One day a lowly page begged the king to let him try to make it, after 3 days of begging the king finally gave in. The page gets to the swamp, the hand comes out of the bog and the page walks through making it to the other castle......MORAL OF THE STORY.....LET YOUR PAGES DO THE WALKING THROUGH THE YELLOW FINGERS!!!!!!! I know it's corny but medieval

[Azuni The Defender]

..... i dont get it

[Miss Misery Skyline]

old saying "let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages" was ad for yellow pages book

[Azuni The Defender]

i get it now.... lol, i am stupid

[drakenmeister]

Haha

[idaclare]

"Dost thou practice safe hex?"

What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Hairy Potter! (BOOO...there, i did it for you)

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

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i fare thee well. tis time to go wash me metal goblet.