Fallsaa Doom
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Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 13, 2007 14:02:36 GMT -5
Why dont they let blondes rake leaves??
'they keep falling out of the trees!!
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Fallsaa Doom
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Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 13, 2007 14:08:59 GMT -5
What do u call 10 blondes lined up side by side,in a row?
'a wind tunnel'
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Fallsaa Doom
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Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 13, 2007 14:11:29 GMT -5
How do u drowned a blonde?
"put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool"
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Fallsaa Doom
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Post by Fallsaa Doom on Aug 13, 2007 14:15:39 GMT -5
Did you here about the blonde secratary that was having a realy bad day?
"she had a tampon behind her ear, and was looking for her pencil"
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Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 14, 2007 1:13:39 GMT -5
Two blonde are in the car on the interstate. they see another blonde in the middle of a field in a row boat trying to row to 'shore'. The blondes pull over and get out of the car.
Blonde 1: "See its blondes like that that give us a bad name."
Blonde 2: "I know, if I could swim i would go kick her ass."
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Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 14, 2007 1:14:10 GMT -5
How do you keep a blonde busy?
-Put her in the oval office and tell her to find a corner.
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Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 14, 2007 1:17:34 GMT -5
A brunette goes to the docters office. She says "Doc, there is something wrong with me, every time I touch myself it hurts." The doctor says "Ma'am your not really a brunett are you?"
The blonde replys "Well, no sir, I'm not. I'm actually a blonde. How did you know?"
The Doctor replys, "Ma'am your finger is broken."
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Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 14, 2007 1:28:17 GMT -5
A blonde and a Brunettte are in a car, the blonde swerves to the side. The brunette says "What the hell are you doing?" The blonde says "Didn't you see that tree?!?!" The brunette dismisses it. A little ways down the road the blonde swerves the other direction. The brunette says "What the hell are you doing?" The blonde replys "Didn't you see that tree?!?" The brunette replys " Thats your air freashener you dumbass."
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Post by Azuni The Defender on Aug 14, 2007 1:28:36 GMT -5
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER.
MY MOTHER.......
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Aug 14, 2007 15:31:05 GMT -5
your mother is a brunette
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Post by drakenmeister on Aug 14, 2007 17:09:16 GMT -5
There are 3 girls trapped in a magical room. All they have to do to leave the room is to say a truth about what they think, if not, they will disappear from existence. So, the Chinese girl said, “I think I am smart.” Nothing happen, and she left the room. The Indian girl said, “ I think I am beautiful.” Also nothing happen, and she left the room. The blond said, “I think…” and she disappeared.
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Post by idaclare on Aug 16, 2007 22:27:21 GMT -5
hey! i resemble those remarks! lol  A Smart Blonde A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: DUMB BLONDES ARE STILL SMARTER THAN LAWYERS! tyvm |
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Aug 16, 2007 22:34:27 GMT -5
omg...rotflmao....LOL.
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Post by Hard Boot Justice on Dec 6, 2007 9:20:00 GMT -5
got one right here...
why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
she got cold and turned the fan off.
heard that one in class
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Dec 6, 2007 16:52:14 GMT -5
OMG!!!
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