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Post by Hard Boot Justice on Dec 6, 2007 22:57:42 GMT -5
it's bad because i am a blonde... well dirty blonde almost brown but still...
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Post by idaclare on Dec 9, 2007 20:56:27 GMT -5
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
i'm a traitor...<sigh>
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Post by slandorf on Dec 11, 2007 23:29:42 GMT -5
Your a good traitor though, you keep all the non-blondes laughing.
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Post by idaclare on Dec 13, 2007 22:24:00 GMT -5
A blonde driver is pulled over by a patrol car. The officer approached the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, officer?” “You were speeding. Can I see your license please?” “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.” “You don’t have one?” “I lost it four times for drink driving.”
“I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?” “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.” “Why not?” “I stole this car.” “Stole it?” The blonde says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what?” “The body is in the trunk. You can look if you want.” The officer slowly backs away and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer said, “Could you step out of your vehicle please!” The blonde stepped out of the vehicle. “Is there a problem, officer?” The officer responded, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?” The blonde opened the trunk, which was empty. The officer said, “Is this your car sir?”
The blonde said, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.” The blonde handed a license to the officer. The officer examined the license. He looked quite puzzled. “Thank you. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”
The blonde replied, “I bet you that liar told you I was speeding, too!”
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Post by slandorf on Dec 14, 2007 4:44:38 GMT -5
Im so going to use that. But with my luck I'd have the female african american officer pull me over, and slam my face into her windsheild again... -.-
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