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Post by Hard Boot Justice on Dec 6, 2007 9:16:22 GMT -5
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
lol never get tired of that one
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Dec 6, 2007 16:53:01 GMT -5
Thats older than me!!!! AND THATS OLD
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Post by Hard Boot Justice on Dec 6, 2007 22:56:24 GMT -5
it's a classic and classics never die
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Dec 7, 2007 11:10:02 GMT -5
but its for grade schooler!!! lol lol
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Post by Hard Boot Justice on Dec 7, 2007 17:51:55 GMT -5
well i have the intellegence of a grade schooler so therefore it fits
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Post by Azuni The Defender on Dec 8, 2007 18:04:00 GMT -5
if the shoe sits, wear it....
but d**n.....
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Dec 8, 2007 19:36:41 GMT -5
lol lol
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Post by drakenmeister on Dec 8, 2007 22:03:09 GMT -5
We have to love the classics! LOL!!!
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Post by idaclare on Dec 9, 2007 20:50:54 GMT -5
i'm a classic. are you smarter than a fifth grader? i love that show, have a newfound liking for jeff foxworthy.
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.
(bet ya hadn't heard that one! lol
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Post by Hard Boot Justice on Dec 11, 2007 0:47:05 GMT -5
lol i about wet myself!
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Post by slandorf on Dec 11, 2007 23:27:56 GMT -5
Lmao. I haven't.
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Post by idaclare on Dec 13, 2007 22:30:21 GMT -5
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
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Post by idaclare on Dec 28, 2007 12:38:16 GMT -5
New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
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Post by Miss Misery Skyline on Dec 29, 2008 18:39:45 GMT -5
one year later and still its funny...
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-- A Death Summoner Lv 20
-- David Hosang Lv 20 
-- God in Making Lv 11 
